That's turr-ible


Sleek will surely expand on this, but following in Rudy Kelly's reference of "Scanners" the Ducks seem to resemble a lobotomized Jack Nicholson in "One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest." All they're missing is a cold eyed nurse, the guy from "Back to the Future" and a Zdeno Chara-sized Native American.

Also, Ryan Getzlaf is a choad.

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