Sleeksays

The Kings are putting Kyle Calder on the top line in place of Matt Moulson Friday night. You know that scene in The Happening where the blonde chick just stares forward while she slowly inserts a knitting needle into her neck? I'm pretty sure the Kings are doing that right now.

Here's Derek Armstrong, Denis Gauthier, Kyle Calder and Dustin Brown on The Price is Right: (Video taken down because it's annoying) It's funny, but little did Calder know that he was brought just so he could be neutered. It's for the best.