The Price is Wrong, Bailey

Here's Derek Armstrong, Denis Gauthier, Kyle Calder and Dustin Brown on The Price is Right:

(Video taken down because it's annoying)


It's funny, but little did Calder know that he was brought just so he could be neutered. It's for the best.

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